Po-Po Will Be Called

Imagine all the people
It's easy if you try
Just trying to chill out
They can no longer get high

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one


Though, it is impressive how they spelled "loitering" correctly, don't you think Jeremey W.?

Come One, Come All - Get Your Shabby Babby Clothes Here!

Remember earlier? You know, when we discussed how love is blind and illiterate (see, http://thatsnotquiteright.blogspot.com/2009/09/because-love-is-blind-and-apparently.html)?

Perhaps we should discuss some sort of test that must be passed PRIOR to conception? I'm just saying.

Spit the Communion Wafers Out...

All I'm saying is: How about you spit the communion wafers out BEFORE you dictate to your secretary this week's marque message? Hmmmm?

MMmmmmm, That Looks...Errr...Delicious???

Which on of these tasty treats is not like the other ones? Not like the other ones...Not like the other ones?

Yes, I would like the Elephant Poop Cupcake Please!

Buyer Beware

When I saw this, I wondered...Did the Chinese make this? And if so, do they think all Americans sound like Thugs? Plausible.



Then I thought: If the makers of the the fireworks don't know what it does, they shouldn't expect me to buy such an explosive for $30.00. I'm just saying.

Last Minute Gift Idea

Its December 22, 2009 and Wanda realizes: "Oh....my.....God! I forgot to get cousin Louie a gift! Oh &*$#!" She grabs the poor Walmart Greater, shaking him violently, her eyes are crazed and her hair mangled, a bit of spittle drops from her chin: "There is no time..do you hear me....NO TIME!!!! Louie already has everything, what do I get him!!??"

The kind Walmart Greater, who now has two herniated discs from the thrashing he just took, looks at Wanda and says, "What to get the person who has everything...hmmmm...well, how about the most green, patriotic gift around!!!?"

Patriotic? Check

Biodegradable? Check

Make oxygen? SOLD!

Somehow, Chi Chi Chialiberty doesn't have the same ring to it. Don't you agree Katie H.?

MERRY CHRITMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT

...Ring, Ring....
...Ring, Ring...

Church Secretary: "Good morning, Bethel United Methodist Church, how may we serve you this glorious day?"

Potential Church Member: "Um yeah, I saw your sign and was interested in attending your holiday worship. The problem is, the date is not clear. Can you tell me when Chritmas Eve is, please?"

Church Secretary: "New to the faith, huh? Well its December 24th."

Potential Church Member: "No, no, no, not Christmas, ChriTmas"

Church Secretary: "I’m sorry, did you just say ‘ChriTmas?’"

Potential Church Member: "Yes, Yes I did. Your sign says come worship on ChriTmas Eve, and I am not familiar with that holiday..."

I dunno J.H., I'm with you seems like a Church should now how to spell their Big Boss’ name. LOL